Man overboard? Wrong. Woman overboard!

Why are they determined to tell us what to do and what not to do during our holidays? And what am I supposed to do? Spend my holidays just shopping? No way! Sorry, guys, but if I want to learn how to windsurf or I choose to take diving lessons, well, that is exactly what I will do during my holidays.

That is why I’m off to Gran Canaria, for there I have a million chances of doing what I like or doing nothing at all and just relax. But I get to decide!

One more thing, my dear workmates. If you happen to be reading this, let me tell you I may be taking kite surfing lessons this year. Of course! You have no clue as to what kite surfing is. It is the “in” sport, similar to windsurfing, although faster. You actually fly over the water.

Well, this is not your turf, is it? Although perhaps instead of kite surfing I may try surfing at Canteras beach. Whoever told you surfing is not for girls?

Oh, and just to be clear. Apart from surfing and all that, I also intend to go shopping. In Gran Canaria, guys, I have everything